Revived!!

Knock, knock, knockin on heavens door~
Knock, knock, knockin on heavens door~

Blogger: Damned, wicked tune. But when are we gonna get there??
Boat driver: Hold your horse's. We'll be there in a few minutes. Don't go "Are we there yet?" on me now
Blogger: Like dude, I kinda need to take a piss real bad. Plus, I just told them to install a new 60' Flat screen and I kinda wanna be there ASAP. Gotsta try it wit me brand new Xbox in ma brand new crib. Plus, tune maybe wicked and all. But don't you think that's more for like the elevator or something.
Boat driver: *Sigh* Young'uns and they're FANCY technomagigas. Don't complain, big man gave it to me after they decided to shut down the elevator and use those teleporter thingies. I know this ain't know pearly gate. But hell has it perks.
Blogger: It better have. paid a fortune to build a house down here.

LOL. Don't worry guys. Ain't dead yet. There's no hell like earth, so I don't think I'd know the difference anyways. Here's the low down on the 411 of the 911. I'm CURED!! *heaven's ray shines down* Germany is through. Life's just been dandy. I guess? Dang namit, who put weed in my coffee again?!!

Talking bout weed. I think it was either HBO or Starmovies who were gonna show this movie called Carolina. If you haven't heard of it. I suggest you turn to the bible to the Universe. Google. LOL. Saw the ad on either of the channel's. Thought to myself "Man. If 3D glasses doesn't enhance this movie's viewing pleasures. Weed definitely will" But I don't think you'd have to smoke weed to feel high with this movie. Trust me when I say this. "Pretty colours". Definitely looking forward to a movie like that. Last movie that made me high was Carebears. LOL.

Excessive babbling. Infinite LOL's. Not being able to make head or tails of anything. Room turning. Every colour looks so much brighter. White looks funny as I'm typing. Definitely a sign that I should go to sleep. LOL. Ladies and Gentlemen, it's 5.20am and I'm going to sleep. Goodnight fairyland. It was great to be here. Zzzzzzz.

Knock, knock, knockin on hell's door~
Knock, knock, knockin on hell's door~