Sigh...

Been sick for the past few days...so to Carmen, sorry for the late upload of the pic *begs for forgiveness* Still feeling sick, so leaving it at this. Name away Carmen. But just one, i want to name the other :P

Ouh, and meet the new edition to the family =D

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"One on the left is female, the right male"

booooooored

Just testing something new out. Not really sure it works as to what I expect it to though. But what the heck 

Damn..........

Today has been quite the day. Filled with ups and downs and surprises all around. But dandy as it may, it was just any average day =D

Except for the lost of a dear little friend of mine. It was just a couple of months since Alpha's passing. It was not but a few days ago he was running around like a child high on candy in that little ball of plastic of his. =D Such fun, such joy he had. Today I came home from a long day of education and found him stiff like a rock. Sad as it may have been, but I guess it was his time. Beta lived a life of solitude (somewhat...since Alpha died, it doesn't mean I neglected him :P) He was a pretty well behaved hamster for the pass two days. So quiet and well behaved rather then the usual hyper and "I ain't getting on your hand" . But life goes on right. He's lived pretty long for a regular dwarf hamster, considering their life span is around 1-2years. Now I'm pretty much left with a lifetime supply of hamster stuff. Hmmmm.....should I get Robrovski's? Not being heartless or anything, am still sad with Beta's passing. But I just got all those stuff.

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Rest in Peace buddy :'(

"There he layed, on a mattress made of clay. A pillow from collected sand. Stiff as time. Stagnantly waiting for when he is blanketed by eternal peace. Good bye Beta. Have fun running in hamster heaven (It's real :P) :'("

Safari night zoo...*winks*

Hope you guys enjoyed your Saturday because I know I did............finally. LOL

Day began like any other day, you wake up, get out of bed (Fast Forward) get out of your room and get ready to go out. No biggy.

So anyways, went to Pavillion today, been eons since I ever went there. Don't really know why we were there but oh well. Can "wash eyes" hehehehe....And when I say that. I SERIOUSLY say that. Like holy cow, the hot girls to normal girls ratio was off the charts. This about Malaysia, I approve *thumbs up* ;)

Wondered aimlessly in Pavillion with my fam wondering where and what to do while waiting for my mum to finish with her god knows what. Goodness gracious, the level of intelligence on the current youth. All I can say is, priceless. Let's go through a checklist shall we?

1. Talk Loud (check)
2. Swear at every little thing (check)
3. Walk in big groups s-l-o-w-l-y (check)
4. Talk about senseless shit (check)
5. Dressing up and thinking they are they're THA BOMB (check)
6. Look like Justin Bieber (check)
7. Look like Bruno Mars (check)
8. Walk and talk loud (check)
9. Laugh more than they talk (check)
10. Hog tables at food courts (check)

Ok fine, I talk shit to. But it's different with these guys. Is it so hard to talk about shit that makes sense at LEAST 40% of the time. As much as you try to deny it, common sense does exist though. You're not insane (like a certain someone), so common sense should, NOTE, should still apply to you. Like come on, you don't look or sound cool when you talk like a douche ;P

Urgh! and I especially hate it when they block your way. You say excuse me, they don't move. You say move it! and they call you rude. wtf -__-"

But all was cool though till my dad wanted to take in some "oxygen". So we stood outside the main entrance. Hello ladies and gentleman, good bye civilization and welcome to the Pavillion night safari. Where you can see all various variety of exotic chimpanzee's of the rarest breed. Kicking in their "ciplak" Supra's and full caps sounding like animals and they blasted the open area with all kinds of exotic noises. Fascinating!

Hahahaha! New generation of people.....god, whatever happens. Please kill me off before they become the pride of the nation.

Well enough about my whiny gripes. Can't think about something better to post about. Unless you want to talk about kittens, then I have but a few words to say.

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"They're taking over the WORLD!!!"

"Ouh...and this is what Optimus Prime sings in the shower =D"

Ugh!!

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Insanity is a necessity in the current world we walk upon.

Intentions are masked by delusions.
Reality defined by vanity.
Vanity shaped from insanity.
Right round baby right round as sung in joy by Dead or Alive.
World revolves on an axis brought to you by egoist and pessimist.
World is shaped by those in power.
To those in power, history is moulded like a pizza dough.
All cheesy and wonderful.
Crusty and blissfully buttery.
Till you find out you're allergic to tomato's.
You choke, as your throat begins to swell.
Swell like a watermelon on steroids.
With eyes wide OPEN, to the bitter truth.
Truth, so bitter.
Like black coffee as black as the universe.
Without sugar.
As you gasp your last bits of air.
You hear rick roll in the background.
Oh so cruel, so cruel.
Rick Rolled upon your death.
Tragic, oh so tragic.
Speak as the jester may.
And may the jester speak.
Insanity is intolerable by those, who live lives of internal blissful ignorance.
Ignorance is bliss, a blissful ignorance to you =D
Insanity is I, speaks the jester with pride and joy.
Truely, the mark of the insane is the mark of a sane ??jane?? (ran out of ryhmes =/)
For insanity defines existence.
Insanity defines character.
Insanity defines the mind.
For insanity is a necessity.

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For a jester I am, a jester am I

"I dedicate this to the dearly insane. You know who you are ;)"

Dead or Alive. Feeling retro? B-)

Wow....

Holy wow....it's been so long since i ever blogged. I'm such a negligent bastard. But hey, what's new ;)

Don't really know how to start, ever since i entered 2011. I've been mind raped so hard that all 80% of my brain cells are obliterated. What I have in my head is a fresh blended smoothie with all sorts of nonsense. *sigh* My precious brain..............

To put things in a nut shell. Day by day I go through things like a CD stuck on replay. It's starting to get so repetitive that I'll vomit blood soon. Maybe grow a tumour or two. Shit like this is starting to turn to cancer. Damn........... But ah well, life goes on =D Things have been looking up though, me and old buddies are now able to exchange feelings, thoughts and so on like we used to. I have refugees returning, some already here (if you're reading, yes I mean you :P)

Sad bit, can't play games thanks to my asshole of a VGA fan....-_-" Gave up on me as I was PWNING in Crysis2. My awesome-ness is intolerable. (Truth be told it's just the fan the dropped dead, not the graphic card) LOL I miss my video games *sob* *sob* :'(

Like the ever so wise man i am *Voice in head: Pfft..so full of yourself* I leave myself in your mind with a word of two. =D

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"Life isn't that fun with cheat codes"

Just for the heck of it..hehehe. My ATi Radeon HD 4730...So proud of this bugger =D

My Graphic cars fan..RIP T_T

Tuesday, tuesday, tuesday!!!

Good old tuesday, one day that has never failed to put a smile on my face. Which is weird though, it's like my whole life is scheduled. Am I a drone? If I was I hope I have rocket fist. That would be so cool. LOL.

Day pretty much started with me having a really weird dream and waking up from it then going back to sleep just so i can find out the end of the dream. LOL. But don't you just hate it when you wake up you go "wha?" then just conviniently forget? Well I do........and that's EXACTLY what happened. Hahahaha! Saving you all from the boring details. I got up, bathed and got ready to leave the house.

Since I live in a land far far away now. Headed for Jusco Bandar Botanic (al...or something..can't remember..I'm a guy, cut me some slack :P)

While heading there. Me, my mum and my bro actually got lost in a boonie. Don't know what a boonie is, Google, it's your best friend. LOL. Who'd would have thought there would be a kampung area not to far from my place. Interesting. Reached Jusco in two shakes of a lamb thanks to a very and i mean VERY annoying navigator -_-".

Reached Jusco....and a big jusco it was.
~There it was. Big as ever. Without a doubt. Stood high and mighty! With walls thick as.....stone?~
Ok fine..a bit out of touch in that department. But oh well...LOL

It was bad enough being getting there, but the place was sooooo new. we even got lost searching for a parking space within the complex. Navigator was totally useless within...So much for technology. Pfft.

Time in Jusco was pretty much ok. Not much to "wash eyes" though xD (for those who are wondering "cuci mata") LOL. Well, just like any other person in a shopping mall. You eat, you look at stuff then maybe you shop. Ain't that much of a big deal. WOOHOOO!!! -_-"

Wandered around in this one shop whatever the name was. And there it was, eyes wide open, it staring at me and me staring at it. I knew I just had to have it. All nice and yellow, buck teeth, brown short, red tie and with holes all over. Yea that's right, it's HIM! Don't know him? yeesh...must I spell it out. Hold on, duh. TEchnology. Better to just show you :D

LOL. Get the "picture?"

Puns like that....man I'm awesome. Hahaha! Felt pretty content with myself for such a find. Happy man indeed =D

After that was done, decided to head home. Journey home wasn't much. Since....well.......I fell asleep. LOL. Reached home. Brought groceries in. Sat my ass in front of the PC. And watched this seriously hillarious series on YouTube. Funny shit. Left me in stitches. Since I'm such a nice guy, I'll share it with you monkeys. Hahaha!

There you go. Hillarious ain't it? LOL

Dammit...out of useless rants. Surely this must be the favourite for most of you. Assholes. LOL. Well as usual, I sign off with a wise saying...

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"When dealing with a zombie apocalypse. Remember, always have a bag of chips. LOL"

Random Rants...Right? Right?

Hey, hey, hey people. It's another Thursday and guess what i say?

OFFICIALLY THE WORST DAY OF THE WEEK!!!

Spent it pretty much walking aimlessly (in my house), sitting on one chair to the other.....aimlessly and well, thinking aimlessly? I dunno, something aimlessly i guess. LOL

Began my day by waking up and feeling like a prick. Something or rather somehow i just felt like a real ass. But not ass mean, ass shitty. Only god know's why, he always does. Like come on, he's god. LOL
Day began pretty stale and spoiled along the way. But things picked up when the day was almost over. Alchemy?? Yeah right..if that were true I'd be god by now. LOL

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Well like usual, here is a random rant....from an old timer like me...damn
"Things may seem like they are through the glass. But is that glass what it seems to you?"

TITTY

BAR!!!