Oooooooooooolala!

Holy wow....................LOL.Stop.Random.Stop.Laughing.Stop.
Just for some quick laughs to some or maybe none of my readers out there.LOL.

A chat session between me and a friend of mine who is currently in Canada. Please take note, some of the things you are going to read maybe mentally shocking. Parental Guidance is advised. You have been warned. There's nooooooo turning back. Well here it goes. GO!!!

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YaXils//Time 2 boogie!!! Disco time!! says:
*considerin u, urself is a sloth...so how can u nt lk slow ppl
*lol

carmen says:
*heyy
*when i work im good okay
*im efficient and everything
*its the nerdy power 8-|

YaXils//Time 2 boogie!!! Disco time!! says:
*efficient....sounds so cliche
*humanity should start inventing new words 4 situations lk dis
*lol
*smooth n efficient...reactive n efficient..bla bla n efficient..dis n efficient...

carmen says:
*fizzle jizzle

YaXils//Time 2 boogie!!! Disco time!! says:
*world seems so boring @ times...XD

carmen says:
*as opposed to efficient
*smooth and fizzle jizzle
*my fizzle jizzleness OWNS YOURS BITTTTCH :D
*that would be soo cool to say
*i think im gonna make my workers use that term

YaXils//Time 2 boogie!!! Disco time!! says:
*hmmmm.....weird...bt @ least it's somtin
*lol

carmen says:
*when i become rich and powerful
*but the jizzle sounds like jizz which is dodgy
*mmmmmm...
*fizzalabomb
*i don tknow i have to sleep on it and decide:D

YaXils//Time 2 boogie!!! Disco time!! says:
*i can alredi predict d outcome if i ever said dat.....excuse me wat? fizzle jizzle? I'm sorry, i don't think we have that kind of soft drink

carmen says:
*oh dear lord.. i just reread that

YaXils//Time 2 boogie!!! Disco time!! says:
*would you like to KICK-A-POO instead??
*lol

carmen says:
*i dont know how i manage to make friends
*AHAHAH I LOVE KIKAPOOOOOOOOOOOO
*damn i miss home

YaXils//Time 2 boogie!!! Disco time!! says:
*I rmmbr wen i was in standard 6
*i told my frenz 2 look @ d bottle properly n try 2 make out d words
*lk 2% of dem understood...d rest was lk..wat? it's juz a bottle
*simpletons
*c...i was a genius even way bak den
*bt 4 all d wrong reasons though
*lol

carmen says:
*AHAHAHAHAHAHA
*at least they didnt nameit like ROLL-IN-POO or something
*ew

YaXils//Time 2 boogie!!! Disco time!! says:
*hahaha
*shit...i should come up wit a deodarant n call it dat

carmen says:
*omg im distracting you from your sponsorship thing
*AHAHAHAHHAHAH

YaXils//Time 2 boogie!!! Disco time!! says:
*ROLL-ON-POO
*lol

carmen says:
*the advert will be so weird
*"THE MOST INTERESTING DEOD YOU CAN GET"

YaXils//Time 2 boogie!!! Disco time!! says:
*i can alredy c it...number 1 vid on utube...Deodarant advert FAIL!!

carmen says:
*"chicks will swarm around you like flies"
*AAHAHAHAH lol
*im just thinking of the graphics that would come with it and the amount of people who would be like "wtf"

YaXils//Time 2 boogie!!! Disco time!! says:
*lol
*I've alredi came up wit an attention grabbing phrase
*"Are you tired of women running away from you because you stink? Worry not, just ROLL-ON-POO and the women will be running for YOU"
*lol

carmen says:
*ahahaha
*omg yas im distracting youuu
*go go do your sponsor thing

YaXils//Time 2 boogie!!! Disco time!! says:
*nala

carmen says:
*its like gonna be 4 am

YaXils//Time 2 boogie!!! Disco time!! says:
*i needed d distraction neways

carmen says:
*dont you have class tmrw?

YaXils//Time 2 boogie!!! Disco time!! says:
*yup
*8.45am
*bak 2 d main topic...juz imagine how many kids would misunderstand d advert...
*lol

carmen says:
**rolls over and dramatic faints*
*what time do you plan to sleeeeeeeeep?

YaXils//Time 2 boogie!!! Disco time!! says:
*wen i feel lk it
*lol

carmen says:
*and how are you gonna manage to be awake in class
*you are aggravating the nerd in me :P

YaXils//Time 2 boogie!!! Disco time!! says:
*wen god givs me permission 2 stay awake in class
*lol

carmen says:
*it would be such a bad influence for kids though
*oh my god
*if i went to school with you
*i think i would have anxiety attacks for you
*and end up like doing your work for you or something

YaXils//Time 2 boogie!!! Disco time!! says:
*lol
*wait...let me re-phrase dat....wen i feel d class is worthy of my attention
*den mayb i'll try 2 stay awake
*lo
*lol*
*my lecterur's dun rly care if i dose of in deyr class...cuz dey noe me 2 well...som how i always manage 2 land good marks in my exams..lol
*off*
*n i do finish dey homework........most of d time
*lol
*deyr*

carmen says:
*AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
*fair enough
*meh i hate my econs lecturer.. he's so... randomly irrrelevant.. i look back at my notes and im like WHAT WAS THEPOINT OF THE CLASS TODAY?
*idk how im gonna do on tests

YaXils//Time 2 boogie!!! Disco time!! says:
*It's simple...duh...take ur notes..boil it in chicken broth..den drink it
*how do u tink dey made those chicken soup 4 ur sorry souls books
*lol

carmen says:
*ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
*ahahahhahahahahah

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Not that appealing to you? Well so what? I'm partially insane. I don't need this thing you people call "Common Sense" LOL

Well Good Night people or Good Morning. Whichever you prefer. Man what a waste of effort in updating my blog. -_-"

Good bye old friend..........

Today, I've lost a precious family member. Although not related by blood, he was still a brother. I remembered him just being 3cm long when I was in standard 2. And now he is 3feet long and a feet wide. If your scratching your head right now with my ever so elaborate description (oooooo...BIG words XD) "He" is, or rather, was, but still is eventhough dead, a catfish. Call me weird, but when an animal LIVED and GREW up with you, it's a whole different story. 13years to be exact. Good old 13 years.

Just finished burying him in what I'd call the biggest whole I've dug (well my dad pretty much did all the work, but holding on to the torch light counts...right?) First discovered him floating belly side up, which any ding dong would know that it means the fish is dead, not acrobatic, when I was just about to leave the house for a jam session. Was like holy shit and all. Didn't expect him to go that way. It was then and there I pretty much remembered the feeling of patting him on the head, yes, he was a very friendly catfish =) Tap on the water and his there to play. Kinda makes it sound like "Free Willie". LOL. Had a lot of fun playing with him as a kid, spent most of my time actually outside right next to the pond. Such fond memories.

Ah well, I'm not gonna get all moody and emo and all. Cause I understand, if you gotta go, you gotta go *Voice in head: That's when you need to use the can you twat!!!* Isn't there ever a time you'll agree with me. Yeesh, whiny brat. Well yea, you get the picture. Nothing last forever.

Well enough of that depressing stuff. Apart from the death of a family member. Had a pretty wicked day jamming. All was chaotic as I, Master Shocksendiri, touched the guitar...and the drums. What? I know I'm a guitarist, but i just like things that makes loud noises. If your girl.....It's a guy thing XD As I know of it, nothing else intereseting happened today. Toooooo mentrally exhausted as well to come up with something on modern society. You get this round, but I'll get even on you, Modern Society!!

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Words of passing
"Goodbye old friend. Rest in Piece"

GRRRRRR!!!!

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Summarising my very busy schedule

"It's shitty as FUCK!! T_T"

Lately I've been way to busy to update my poorly neglected blog *sob*sob* Will post something up once I actually find the time to. Lots of stories to share, but sadly no time to put it up. HAIZ....What to do....Stay tuned =D

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"Made from 100% Pure 'ACAI' XD"

RAYA! RAYA! RAYA!

Since I'm lazy as Fu...*Voice in head: Please mind your language..apparently we have lil kiddies who reads this god forsaken blog too!* Yea,yea. Don't need to be a bitch bout it. Well here's a fudging summary of it.

Day 1:
Spent it in Seremban at paroi, not that many visitors at the time. Just my cousins from KL who was there. Spent half the day there eating till H&H arrived. That's when the real fun started. Talked, ate, slept. Yes, we all just happen to be riding on the same wave length. LOL. Slept the rest of the day. Then headed to H&H's house, which is in Rasah Kemayan (btw still sounds like a malay side dish to me. LOL.) Spent our time there watching tv, eating and painting the night sky pyromaniac style ;D. Had a hell of a time doing that as well. Headed home later on.

Day 2:
This time we spent raya with my KL grandparents. Both my aunts on my mums side was there. Even though the only cousins I have on my mum's side can't even babble in logical sentences, cause she just happens to be 4years old. But she's still pretty awesome =D. Things only began to turn noisy when the shit heads arrived (I shall not go in to further details such as relations for security purposes) arrived. Serious shit, it's raya and all. But I seriously hate their kids guts, and anything else attached to those guts. Although not even tall enough to reach the sink (cause their all younger then 10) Their kurang ajar as FUCK!! There was a pair of siblings amongst all of them. The sister is an attention hogging narcissistic busybody ill mannered vain ugly ass bitch while the brother is a fat ass fucked up brat with a broken volume nob who left his manners in his manure filled diapers/underwear. Call me mean, but you haven't met them. Sounds like I'm stretching the truth. Believe me, it's 100% pure fact. But it's no surprise though, their parents and the whole family are kinda like materialistic shit heads. I guess the best moment was when they left, house was so peaceful later on. Day was pretty wicked if you minus the MONSTERS.

Today:
Went to Sungei Wang in the afternoon with fam. Nothing special happened. Only thing that got me excited was this disposable toothbrush coated with toothpaste. How wicked is that. Thank you god for giving us the Japanese =D.

Now "THAT'S" what we call innovative. Toothpaste coated toothbrushes, just brilliant!!

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Ending this like I usually do
"Selamat Hari Raya too all. Be sure not to play with sissy fireworks. Play with the one's that would blow your hands to pieces"

Chinese and Books VS The Malay One!!!

Havn't had any sleep or what so ever in the past few hours (since yesterday to be more exact) except for that 20minute nap I had at the KLCC foodcourt, and no, I wasn't EATING. Just sitting there with my non- muslims friends.

Day began just like any other, birds chirping, flowers are singing and the sun said hello (Yes, I get high due to lack of sleep..so what?) Anyway, made my way to class in a blur. Like all the way nano man~

Continuing on, went to class, did class "stuff" and decided with friends to go to the book fair that was held at the KL convention Centre, what? can't a guy get in touch with his inner nerd without being judged?? Judgemental narcissistic hypocrite!! F.Y.I I actually suffer from a rare disease called Alphabeticagitis, it's a condition where you throw up at the first sight of a book. Nasty stuff. LOL. Paid two bucks to get into a world filled with book junkies, and boy am I not saying this on purpose, but it was full of "NERDS". I know that I'm not exactly the pinnacle of cool *Voice in head: You weren't even worthy for the waiting list!!!* Shut up!! Stop interrupting me, yeesh. But seriously, I know what i saw. Not many of the guys there really knew how to style it or walk it, many tried and failed miserably. Was pretty sure others knew I did not belong in their kin, since I was more like a kid high on marijuana in a pancake store dancing to every beat of the egg beater. LOL. Me and my gang was purely the odd one out. But the girls there, weren't so bad. Who'd knew, the pretty do read hard books (no, Twilight doesn't count. That's something you'd use to anchor down a boat)

Well anyways, besides the "human observation". I went to Taiwan, Hong Kong and China. Without even knowing it. The big tip off was the huge selections of chinese books with kung pao chicken style characters on em. LOL. Me and my Indian friend was like "When did we cross the border??" Made our rounds and realised something. Just like a speeding bullet it hit me. I could be wrong, but just hear me out anyways. The book fair is RACIST!!! Like come on man. Should have realised with the free book guide thingy the handed out to the visitors. Most of the guest appearances were by local chinese celebrities, half the book or maybe three quarters of the book was written with kung pao chicken characters and when I walked out of the main exit. THIS just spelled RACIST all OVER!! Oriental Noodle Stand with a big sign saying ORIENTAL NOODLE STAND, let me repeat ORIENTAL NOODLE STAND!! It was official, it's not the Malay populations fault for suffering from a deadly (somewhat) disease and it sure as hell ain't the Indian's fault with being way to preoccupied with late night "drinks". I joke that fact but seriously, lighten up on it, it ain't good for your kidneys. *puts two thumbs and with a twinkle in my smile!!*

So now you run a book fair which is almost runned by the chinese, made for the chinesse just for the chinese. Oooooo!!! I'm telling Najib!! But there was really nothing much to complain on about though. Cause I do dig chinese chics. But they were a handful (meaning that there was so few of them, they can't give shit bout me..-_-"). Damn..... and the place was shit boring as hell. So HAH!! Whatca think bout that?! I called it boring!! LOL.

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Another day another adventure another say

"Between books and computers. Go for computers, worst they can give you is a flaming house while a book gives you a paper cut"

I am Humble......

But I can't help but brag about my new shoes!!!! XD

Being serious about things right now. I'm really digging the brand new concept that most designers are coming up with nowaday, everything now screams "Individualism". Baked just the way I like em...mmmmmmm......
Things aren't like what they used to be, plain, boring and generic. Buy one thing and every Tom, Dick and Harry has the same thing. And whenever there was anything that screams YOU or ME. It also SCREAMS $$$$. It use to cost a bomb just to look unique. But with the variety you have nowadays, being Individualistic seems way more affordable.

See, and people used to call creative minds crazy and way out of this world. Looks who's making Big Bucks now. Certainly not you!!

So I say to all of you, it's okay to be weird and way out there. Because it just proves that your not of the masses.

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This is me saying to all of you

"I have no idea on what to write/type about so I decided to review crap. Yes, I was bored as well -_-..And my fonts are fucking huge cause blogspot is being gay..Yeah, I just called you GAY. Go run to ur MOMMA!!!"

Dun...dun......DUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!

Sorry for the one off update. My computer monitor decided to die on me yesterday.

Me: NO!! Your gonna make it!!
Monitor: I don't think so. They got me pretty good. Go, leave me here. You have to get out of here before they catch you.
Me: We, or rather I, leave no man/hardware behind!!
Monitor: Go, my time is short....go....*dies*
Me: STELLLAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yea,yea...it's an exageration. But having a good imagination is a part of having a healthy mind. Just ask my mind *Mind: It's corrupted as hell!*

Well neways, secured myself a laptop, don't ask how. It wasn't easy robbing this thing off the shop. Had to do like what they did in the Italian Job. Secured myself 4 cars just to steal 1 laptop. Definitely makes sense.LOL.
Nothing much has happened in the past few or maybe two or maybe just a day. Lost my bearing and sense of time, the puasa month has taken a toll on me. Sleep deprivation!! But all is good. Will post up something to quench your thirst on the funny bone when something actually happens....Which will prolly not be long, Malaysia is filled with many exciting places and creatures. Note: Slight sarcasm intended. XD.

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Once again, from me to you!!
"Happy fasting and make sure to tell me where you live before Raya (so I can rob you dry)"

Wise Men say.....

"It definitely makes more sense then senselesly braking glass. You might cut yourself"

^_^

Holy Cajole!!!

Hey,hey,hey!! HERE'S JOHNNY!!! Well maybe not Johnny, but good old (insert name here) is back. Disappointed?? Good. I don't live for your entertainment. That's Adam Lambert.

It's that time of year again. Sweet,sweet Ramadhan, or what most "people" would/will call it. The fasting month. Yea,yea......I know that I'm probably the only one who gets excited during this time of year. But hey, it's fun. *Man shouts* NERD!!!! So what? So is your mother! #%@$ OFF!!

Went to Pavillion today to buka puasa ( it means break fast for you non BM savvy people ). It wasn't so bad really, had to say it was pretty fun. Only thing that kinda cheesed me off...mmmm...cheeeeese..... Sorry for the minor case of ADD....No! Not add...Attention Deficiency Disorder you twat. Don't they teach you anything in school nowadays?? Back to the main topic, only thig that cheesed me off was the non muslims who sat in the foodcourt taking their own sweet time just sitting and babbling away. Like what the hell man, don't you have any respect for those who are fasting?? I don't really care if you decided to join us eating, but if you ate and finished before buka puasa. Freaking cary that lardy arse of your and roll yourself away. People need to sit to eat!!
After all that was done, it was time to cuci mata...ops i mean, feed my soul. LOL. Went around places like Tangs, forever 21, Padini, Charles and Keith and etc,etc. Thought to myself....WHERE"S ALL THE PRETTY GIRLS!!!!!! WHY?!!!!! (even thought there were some, but please take note when i say SOME) So disapointing...T_T

With a burdened soul, I return to my one true place. My computer >.<. Checked out my FB and found this.

"In the name of GOD!!!! Begone demon in the shape of man!! *throws bottle filled with holy water*"

As funny as it is, I turn back to my more human side and asked why? Why did she do that? It's just wrong man. Does she not see that there is a much brighter future for that young lad. Poor bottle. You have done use a great deal of good by sacrificing yourself. We shall remember you always. *Greives* LOL. Call me inhuman, but yes, I did find this clip to be very amusing. Now if only it was a brick, if only.

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This is me leaving with the last laugh. Cause it's my blog BITCH!!
"If you've got nothing good to say, Don't say anything at all. Oh! the irony"

OOORAH!!

MARVEL!! WHY!!! WHY???!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I ask them this because, some guys at Marvel decided to get drunk and made a kid cartoon known as the Super Hero Squad. Or as I would like to call, the Stupid Midget Squad. United Midgets Association: 1st you play a game where killing badass midgets is fun. Now your patronising us?? You're so ON lil man!!! *runs away from midget with a flamming axe* If you played Borderlands, you'll know what I mean. I know it's mean to OVERSHADOW their rights. But realise this, it's just a joke. I apolagise to the vertically challenged. LOL.

Well anyways, most of my friends pretty much know that I have a slight phobia of women in a tudung in a moving death machine. Or as modern society would call it, a car. When I was 15, I took my first whirl behind the wheel. All was good until some devil lady in disguise tried to run my ass over. Scared for life. Then it was later I started realising why men always say that women are terrible drivers. It's a debatable fact. But I'm just going 50-50. Because there's the minority then the majority. When all hope is almost lost, I found this. A women driver that actually USES her brain. REJOICE!!!

Revived!!

Knock, knock, knockin on heavens door~
Knock, knock, knockin on heavens door~

Blogger: Damned, wicked tune. But when are we gonna get there??
Boat driver: Hold your horse's. We'll be there in a few minutes. Don't go "Are we there yet?" on me now
Blogger: Like dude, I kinda need to take a piss real bad. Plus, I just told them to install a new 60' Flat screen and I kinda wanna be there ASAP. Gotsta try it wit me brand new Xbox in ma brand new crib. Plus, tune maybe wicked and all. But don't you think that's more for like the elevator or something.
Boat driver: *Sigh* Young'uns and they're FANCY technomagigas. Don't complain, big man gave it to me after they decided to shut down the elevator and use those teleporter thingies. I know this ain't know pearly gate. But hell has it perks.
Blogger: It better have. paid a fortune to build a house down here.

LOL. Don't worry guys. Ain't dead yet. There's no hell like earth, so I don't think I'd know the difference anyways. Here's the low down on the 411 of the 911. I'm CURED!! *heaven's ray shines down* Germany is through. Life's just been dandy. I guess? Dang namit, who put weed in my coffee again?!!

Talking bout weed. I think it was either HBO or Starmovies who were gonna show this movie called Carolina. If you haven't heard of it. I suggest you turn to the bible to the Universe. Google. LOL. Saw the ad on either of the channel's. Thought to myself "Man. If 3D glasses doesn't enhance this movie's viewing pleasures. Weed definitely will" But I don't think you'd have to smoke weed to feel high with this movie. Trust me when I say this. "Pretty colours". Definitely looking forward to a movie like that. Last movie that made me high was Carebears. LOL.

Excessive babbling. Infinite LOL's. Not being able to make head or tails of anything. Room turning. Every colour looks so much brighter. White looks funny as I'm typing. Definitely a sign that I should go to sleep. LOL. Ladies and Gentlemen, it's 5.20am and I'm going to sleep. Goodnight fairyland. It was great to be here. Zzzzzzz.

Knock, knock, knockin on hell's door~
Knock, knock, knockin on hell's door~

Just peachy bit me in the ass..

Splitting headache. Stuffy nose. High fever. Eating porridge. Eating porridge?? It must mean.....................I'm........*epic voice* SICK -_-"
Just so the world, or at least the very,very,very small percentage of it should know. I'M SICK!!!

Just peachy

Well as the title says. It's just peachy. LOL. Been a lazy and forgetful blogger lately, so much has happened and I somehow always forget to update my blog with my adventure's. So I'm just going to give shortie's on the 411.
On Tuesday, while in college. I received an sms from my aunt asking me and my sis whether we wanted to go watch Prince of Persia. So, like the excitement deprived teenager I am, I said yes. Headed home immediately around 5pm. Lecterur was nice enough to let me go early, let's just go with that. LOL. Had some good luck with the bus, no jams, no Arabs, smooth sailing all the way. Stopped at the bus stop (DUH). Walked pass a petrol station, cruised by this wickedly hot Chinese chic who seemed to be in her early 20's. Trust me, she qualified for extremely hot, she got every man in the station to turn their heads. LOL. The bonus was that she was wearing black on black office wear. Need I say more my fellow men?? Reached home a satisfied person. Sat down playing with my NDS while waiting for my aunt to pick us up. 10min later, she arrives and we head over to KLCC for some movie goodness. Prince of Persia wasn't so bad, but that's from a movie critic perspective. From a gamers point of view, I seriously have a lot to complain. They showed the Avatar: The Last Air Bender trailer as well. Knew hollywood would ruin this one as well, like come on. It's as obvious as night and day. They screwed up on the trailer. Air nation, the most powerful nation??? It's Air nation the most PEACEFUL nation. Not every nation with power is as blood thirsty as you America. Yeesh.
After the movie, we decided to eat at Chilli's. No, it wasn't because it was just right next to the cinema and we were to lazy to walk to some where else to eat. That was only one of the reasons. LOL. It was there I met a worthy foe. A plate of nachos and *cue music* Dun. Dun. DUN!!! Colossal burger!! a.k.a the BBQ Ranch burger. It's almost three times the size of a regular burger!! But I guess I should have expected it being this big. Amrican size portions for big mouths. LOL. See what I just did there? No? Then go educate yourself. LOL.
Yesterday, which is 2 + 2= would have equaled Thursday. Don't ask me how. Einstein did the calculations. You can't argue with pure genius. Woke up with a..........You know what, yesterday wasn't very interesting. So for the sake of your sanity. I'd leave it.

Anyways, found something very interesting on some one else's blog. Occupied me, for the time being till *5 seconds later* I'm bored.

"A duct tape to avoid embarrassing views"

Are you tired of sitting down worrying about your butt crack?? Worry no more, this duct tape is all you need to avoid showing off to much of your 'derriere'. Yea I know, it's pretty sad. But yet an ingenious solution to the age long problem. LOL.

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I've reached the end and so I leave you with a wise saying.
"If your phone stops ringing, your probably dead."
Don't ask why, sheakespeare came up with it.LOL.

The world depends on me updating my blog.....

Another typical day, or so I thought. Like usual, I procrastinatingly woke up (So what if it's not the proper word for the phrase) Thought it was gonna be another draggy and boring day, but boy did I have it all wrong. Well day began by me heading back to my old hell hole, yes ladies and gentlemen, and so I am not discriminating, those in between, it's my old school. Called it a hell hole, well because it is. Full of wannabe's and show offs, I have no idea why, but I guess it gives them a purpose in life. To be another brick in the wall i suppose.

But I can't complain much, since I'm in a foreign land. It's weird how I used to remmember things as a student there. I did what I wanted whenever and wherever, but somehow, re-visiting just made me feel like the lost samurai in the wild wild west. Oh how it was awkward. Never really told you guys my purpose, but thruth be told. I was there on a recon mission from Pluto, I was told to gather educational intelligence. But as it stands, there weren't any. LOL. Nah, I kid that fact. I was actually there to go and collect my SPM certificate. It must have felt so lonely in the dark drawers XD. Anyways, while waiting for the damned office to open up. I sat in the canteen and babled with a few of my juniors. Nice to know that one of my juniors still thinks and cares about me, until he was willing to be my human shield against the evilness of dhal. LOL. He just happened to be sitting right infront of me when the basketball of fate crashed into the plate filled with the evil dhal. It was a magnificent sight. Especially when it wasn't my shirt that fell to the clutches of Mr Dhal (LOL. I'm making it sound like a tamil movie villain)

"The random table in a random school"

Well anyways, while in the canteen. I continued my excesive babling with another junior of mine until I saw another junior of mine. LOL. Let's call this other junior little man. After talking with a teacher of mine, me and little man walked around school in order to search for Mystery M, which happend to be his brother. Babbled some more and then headed off to college. Can't beleive a taxi ride that normally cost Rm4 from my school to the LRT station would cost Rm7.10. Curse Malaysian drivers, when ever it rains, it's either the stupids or a ridiculous jam. It so happened to be the ridiculous jam. Boarded the train, rushed to college only to find myself in some mamak having briyani. LOL. Nothing particularly intereseting happened in college. So let's fast forward. >>6p.m<<>bus sardine can with wheels, it was packed like a sardine can and it smelt like a sardine can. God save the Queen. Reached home after and hour or so and sat down to watch football. So that's it I guess to the glorious adventures of me. Tune in next ti..........*The following program has been cancelled due to excessive and infectious babbling*

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Just for those who watched Portugal vs North Korea"The closest Malaysia will ever get to Fifa. In name, even so, by state. LOL"

Hey,Hey,Hey!!..........HOI!!!

Nearly the end of a tortures and boring week. Havn't been up and about lately due to a deadly desease going around, World Cup Fever. Lots of teams showing their true colours, no not you England, drawing with USA is the same as losing. Argentina and Germany are the teams that I'm putting my pride on the line for. Would also like to see them go head to head.

Anyways, went out with my mum and lil bro today. After fetching my lil bro from school, my mum decided to go grocery shopping at Jusco AU2. Had lucnh at their food court, if you like fancy fried turd on a plate and flavoured dish water, that food court is definitely the place to go. Hated the fact that i was surrounded by my kin, yes, the MALAYS. Bunch of hypocrites, seriously, who the hell sits in a food court soaking up bandwith from free wifi service providers talking about crap all day!! It's bad enough the food tasted like crap, atmosphere wasn't any better. But the people?? Now that is overkill. Overheard the guy on the next table talking on the phone saying that he was really busy with work. Never knew posting "Hahahaha!" on Facebook was consider work. Didn't even know that Facebook had a mobile office, so you do learn something new everyday. LOL. So well, after that interesting show, we left off for the supermarket. To the supermarket!!!*batman theme*

Made our rounds looking at exotic fruits and vegetables like the famous weed and poppy seed. LOL. Nah, I'm just kidding, shopping for groceries was like, well, shopping for groceries. Need I say more? Went through the health and whatnot aile. Saw a few toothpaste here and there, so I thought I'd come up with a joke for it.

"Ubat Gigi Halal tanpa babi" Tada!! See what I just did there? No? T_T

So after browsing through this section, we moved on to the next section. The beauty care section, never really understood why is there even such a section in a supermarket?? Nothing beautiful about that place. And that's when I layed my eyes on "THAT" I definitely said to myself "Wow! The things women do for their hair. Rm239.99 for that??"

"I present to you THAT. Blow dry your hair while you take over the planet. The people of Venus surely dear multi tasking.LOL."

I was like what in god's name is that. Was fascinated for the moment, but like any guy, I have ADD. XD. After that short excitement, decided to head to the greatness of home. Nothing interesting happened along the way, or nothing interesting enough to mention anyway. Reached home, unpacked groceries, mum told me to cook chili crab and I did. Yes people, Ilyas Yasar cooks (eventhough I cheated by using a premixed sauce. LOL. All I had to do was cook the crab and put whatnots in) But let's just keep that between the two of us. Sat down after cooking. Enjoyed Korea having their ass handed to them by Argentina, God bless Messi and Tevez. And I guess that pretty much wraps up my day :D

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Well, just like any other post (except my last one). I end it with a saying to the fools from a fool, it takes one to know one.

"Wise men say, only fools rush in first. Foolish men say, only the wise eat dust."


"Behold!! My creation!! Muahahahaha!"

One little two little three little stereotypes.....

It's already friday, next week begins the school holidays. Including mine, only mine's called sem break, so us college people don't sound as kiddy as the school kids. LOL. Been hoping it was just my college going on break, that way I don't havta be going around places I like where you have wild teens running here and there at the peak of their mating season. Note to self, bring hunting rifle on outings. Be sure to have a shitload of ammo as well, things are gonna get pretty ugly out there. LOL.

So I'm pretty much expecting kids to be running around with their really expensive pendants/dead weight on their neck a.k.a the DSLR's. Showing that their legitimate photog's. You're not a solid photog until you can work your way around a digital camera and tame the untenable beast, Analouge SLR's. Be able to do that, then I acknowledge you a genuine photog. Bunch of wannabe's."Vanilla Ice must be rolling in his grave out of jelousy"

I seriously don't get it how some of them even call themselves photog's. When I actually ask them why don't you try out Analouge Photog, they reply with a blank stare. That's the sign I normally get before I walk off thinking to myself "wannabe's". Ok, maybe it is unfair for me to actually say all that, because there are people who are really good with DSLR's that deem them worthy of being called photog's. But you can actually tell this kind of people apart like night and day. They ACTUALLY take photo's with that dead weight around their necks. People who are interested in photog but do not know what an Analouge Camera nor an instamatic camera is still ok by my book. But the others are just pure victims to capitalism and current trends.

Kinda reminds me, I feel like going on a photog trip. But have no idea where to go. Any suggestion people?

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"This here kiddies is what an Analouge SLR looks like. Armed with a 50mm
lens and a Kodak Gold 200. The Pentax ME Super, a monster of the 80's and still a personnel fav for a lot of pro photog's"

KAPOW!!!

Well here's a sight for sore eyes. Finally back here after so long, been pretty busy lately. Busy being bored. Current society demands that all their teenagers be bored to tears so they would turn to text books for salvation. Pretty ironic if you ask me. Neways fellow meat heads, my weekly schedule has pretty much been just me sitting at home infront of the PC reading Fables (which is an awesome comic book) Who would have thought the guy Boy Blue in that nursery rhyme can actually PWNED ass. Dude makes Chuck Norris look likek a faggot when he looks like a faggot. lol.

A few minutes ago, I spent time watching a very crappy movie, but kinda amusing, called Ba'al. A story about how this two Archeologist (on my case, still sounds like a STD) go around searching for very powerful carnival token. OK fine, they weren't tokens, but some kind of medallion or some sort. But they definitely looked like fun fare tokens. Anyways, they ladida here ladida there, some comic book villain stabs them in the back, very cliche, take those thingies away only to find himself stabbed by a solid statues prick. Sounds weird, watch the movie, you'll understand. Guy puts in the medallions (amulets, coins, tokens, etc, etc) releases some kinda super electromagnetic super storm that feeds itself by consuming the electrons in the radiation belt. Yes, I can be scientific too. I'm also a major in Monkey Science. LOL. So anyway, that statue has a dad which just so conveniently was sitting across the room (hooray for family time) So the two STD's took the amulets from super junior to put into super senior. You get the picture. And BOOM! Son Goku descends from the sky mounting an Avatar with his legions of Chuck Norris and Boy Blue's to kick Ba'al windy ass back to where ever the hell it came from. So what if that's not what happened, damned movie critics. Would have definitely made the movie so much more interesting if it did. Movie ends, I become a happy man. Finally it ended. LOL.

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Just what I'm normally famous, or maybe some what famous for. *Voice in head* Don't flatter yourself

"package iplaugxmilyasyasarjava2;

/**

*

* @author Itachi

*/

import java.util.Scanner;

public class Main {

/**

* @param args the command line arguments

*/

public static void main(String[] args) {

Scanner input = new Scanner(System.in);

int[] a = new int[6];

int total= 0;

int even = 0;

int odd = 0;

int count = 0;

System.out.println ("Welcome to hell");

System.out.println("Please enter 6 integers");

//input

for (int i=0; i

{

a[i] = input .nextInt();

total = total + a [i];

if (a[i]%2!=0)

even++;

else{

odd++;

}

if (a[i]%5==0)

count++;

}

//output

for (int i =0; i

System.out.println (" The value for index " + i + " is " +a[i]);

System.out.println( " The total is " +total);

System.out.println(" Even/Tak Pelik: " +even);

System.out.println(" Odd/Pelik: " +odd);

System.out.println( " Numbers that can be divided by 5 has " + count);

System.out.println ("Following the result, you shall be a cleaner for hell XD");

// TODO code application logic here

}

}"

The COMEBACK!!!

Hey sup? Been MIA for quite sometime, some government group kidnapped me and interrogated me for some kinda fried chicken recipe. Got the wrong guy, should have asked the brown's. LOL. See what I just did?? No? *sulks*

Well anyways, my saturday began like any other, wake up, ladida, go wangsa walk, brave saturday jam, brave local stupidity and etc,etc. Mom got off the wrong side off bed a.k.a sleep deprivation (can't call it getting of the wrong side when she didn't even sleep much ), lil bro being his usual adorable ANNOYINGLY OBNOXIOUS self and sister, well she didn't do much. So I was actually expecting a pretty bad day, but it wasn't so bad, except the part where my mom almost rolled over my right feet with a 2 tonne car. Wasn't actually worried about my feet, just my lovely purple Emerica's. LOL.
Just when I thought things couldn't get any better ( not being sarcastic, well maybe a lil ) Mom suggested that we go bangsar today. When she says bangsar, it means the only teenage guy in the family sitting in a boutique filled with girls who has too much money to spend, with the teenage guy looking so out of place. Some of the guys in there, by first glance, are boyfriends to subject A or B. Could see the look painted all over their faces "Why in the world am I here? Place is surrounded by pubs, and I'm here. Where did I go wrong?" LOL

But luckly, there's 1 thing i truly and sincerely love about boutique's is that, they have REALLY comfortable couches. I guess they do understand how the male species feel.
Made a few rounds at a few boutiques, headed for Bangsar Village in the end and saw this kick ass shop. Like usual, what caught my attention of the shop was what they had in front :)

"Junnga ma vista!!!"




"Damn Ronald!! You really let yourself go huh?"

With things like this on display, the shop definitely screams individuality.My kinda shop!!! Filled with unusual stuff, I enter. Gotta support individuality :) Shop was filled with urban art watches, tee's, shoes and etc. You name it and maybe they'll have it. Awesome shop!!

After my lovely stroll through the stuff in the shop, we left the building only to find myself having to bungkus nasi lemak at Chawan's. Headed home later with me feeling satisfied and my mom at the edge of annoyed and blowing her top.

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Well like usual, I must always have my says.
"Talk to the HAND!!!"

2 day.........

Went on 2 days straight without sleep. Everything around me pretty much makes no sense anymore, can't be that bad?? When you walk up to the fridge and pour yourself a glass of water with a plate, that already highlights and bolds MAKES NO SENSE.

Saturday, 15th May 2010- Sunday, 16th May 2010
Stayed up all night just to prepare for my computer test for my driving liscence, armed with only coffee and ridiculous dancing through out the night, I studied (memorising the answers) diligently through out the night burning away midnight oil. Spent like 3 hours doing the same exercise from the CD they gave me until I actually got it right. Beleive me, how I tried.

Anyways, finished it, got a call from the guy who was gonna send me to the test centre around 8.30am. I tought that since signing up at Metro Driving Academy in Desa Pandan, you yourself would have gueesed the kinda people who will be in the car with me as well. But man, it was all wrong. I actually had to check the door to make sure that it wasn't rigged or connected to a parallel universe. I actually wanted to ask the guy whether I was in the right car. Cause the moment I stepped in, all of them spoke in English. WoW!! Pretty rare actually considering these are the local communes of the Desa Pandan area where only a handful would "speaking".

Half an hour in that car really made myself reconsider that the community in Desa Pandan still has hope. LOL. Continuing, it took us half an hour to get to the test centre. Registered and what not, took my passport sized picture. Which I have no doubt that the cops would arrest me just for looking like that on the picture, Serial Rapist Extrodinaire. -_-"

After that camwhoring session, I sat my lazy ass right next to the guys who traveled with me. And this being Malaysia, good service comes at the speed of light (considering the fact that i waited for almost an hour) But I guess there's nothing to complain about since I have some time to spare reading hthat excuse for a guide book. The pictures aren't colourful *grumbles to himself*

Exchanged ideas with the others until they called my name, walked in armed with shaky legs and weakened confidence. I made my journey to my computer, fuond the chair, sat down and started too really shake. Like WTF?! The questions are NOTHING like the exercise they gave on the CD. But by some miracle I walked out of there with only my nose jutting out of the water. Printed my results and left with the others.

Car was filled with your average kopi tiam talk. What do you do in life? Whats your hobby? and all that Malaysian friendliness crap. Stay away from me!!

Sunday, 16th May 2010 - Monday, 17th May 2010
After my exciting adventure, bummed around the whole the day. Only realised during the night that tomorrow was Monday and I had an exam paper in the morning. Teacher's must be SOOOOO proud of me. hahaha! So again, arming myself with coffee and rediculous dancing. I stayed up the whole night with a few msn buddies who so happened to have been doing the same thing as me. Ended up side tracking outselves in nonsense of the chat room till 4am in the morning. Studied for like 3-4hours, got up and prepared to leave for college. Reached outside only to have a pondan wink at me, definitely, it's an omen. Got stuck in the bus thanks to morning traffic for 40minutes. Finally reached college and made a dash for the exam hall.

*French movie scene* Pressed elavator button, pointing upwards. Wait. Wait. Wait. Got on. Pressed the 7th floor button dramatically. Wait. Wait. Wait. Arrived. Walked out of elavator. Entered class. Put stuff at the back. Sat down in my specially assigned chair.

To a look at the paper, felt pretty confident about answering it. Till I answered it that is. Don't you just hate it when you actually remmember but it's just at that moment you decide to get short term memory? Well, ladies and gentlemen, today, I fell into that category.

Day 42,
We have been pushed back to our final stronghold. Enemy continues with their heavy seige, there seems to be no sign of stopping. With no support supplies coming in, we have no idea how much longer we can last. So much slaughter. So many brave men lost. So many beloved friends gone. War truly is a horrific place. How much more of this madness can we really take? How much more can our sanity take? Close to breaking those limits. Many have resulted in joining the occult group that was recently established by Barney. I knew that pruple dinosaur was no good.

*Sound of wire snapping* Got up. Left that room. Sat in the kedai mamak. Ordered a teh O ais and drank my worries away. Went home feeling "sober".

*Voice in head* You don't get drunk with teh O ais??

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