When it comes to blogging..I have realised that I'm a very lazy blogger...My blog must feel super neglected as it is..but worry not, i shall post something now...as it is obvious that I am. So anyways, i'll be recapping on crap that has happened to me during the fasting month. On the first week of ramadhan..i've come to understand that snails moves faster then busses during this time, 5.30-6.45. I came up with this conclusion through intensive research. A bus will move at least 10 metres in 30 minutes. But it's really quite fun though, sitting(well standing really) in the bus, with lots of sweaty and smelly people, bumping into one another and just waiting for you to reach your destination in like what?? 80 years. Oh! The joy. It is also through this research that i have come to a conclusion that a bus is not a form of transportation. Its a big a cuboid like sardine tin with wheels and attractive colours for decoration. There is also this trend going around during the fasting month where CERTAIN people will decide to turn stupid. Or maybe they're like that when they were borned, I wouldnt know why. I'm no Doctor, just a Specialised Quack. They must suffer from IQ deficiency due to lack of food, which they normally replenish when they break fast. Well maybe I shouldnt complain much, since these are the only crap that has happened to me during the fasting month. It has all been ok, even now. I even learnt new things during the fasting month, like chong tai tee or that my exams will be next month. Thats a shitty fact though.
Since I've ran out of things to say. This will be it. Really, thats just it. The end. Stop reading or you will suffer the lost of your sanity..........Bye......
Sunday, September 13, 2009
Sunday, March 22, 2009
.....hahaha!
Im such a shitty blogger...how long has it been since i last updated it..hmmmm, i dont think i have enough fingers (and toes) to cover that question. Woke up very laate today cuz i was at a Jazz club till 1a.m (i'm such a wonderfull child to be coming home this late). The first thing i did when i woke up was opening my eyes..beleive me,its harder then it sounds. Got up,bathed,went downstairs and cooked my self lunch (don't ask me what i made,i don't know either..O_o'),sat my lazy arse in front of the telly and watched fight quest..sadly there was no bleeding or masive injuries this time.DAMN!..felt like it was getting boring so i went to play guitar hero 2 with an actual guitar hero guitar controller..it's fucking wicked when you play it with the controller. Fun died after 2hours of game play..so i stopped(with my aching fingers) went upstairs and learned how to play famous last words...again..yes i know,im very forgetfull. You dont have to tell me captain obvious,yeesh! get out of my head already. I dont really need a ME to tell me who i really am..sorry bout that folks..ouh yeah,learned...relearned the song(excluding guitar solo) got bored with that as well and now im here sitting and lazing and staring and writing in my blog..tada! aint my life full of sunshine..hahaha!
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
kekekekeke...
I havnt really been updating my blog cuz number 1...notin interesting has happend...yet. hahaha! n bout the mini novel. Having writers block. Hopefully soon something interesting happens in my everyday life that will actually be worth reading about....sooooonnnn.....
Tuesday, January 6, 2009
Damn tired.......
My mom threw me in KLCC and abondend me there just so i have to look for a job. I guess bumming around was starting to tick her off. Well i did want to look for work, but not today though cuase i looked for work yesterday and it was tiring. So neways, applied for a job as a part-time sales assistant at Parkson (out of all the freaking places in KLCC,they were the only one hiring). Went home by bus, sat infront of two freaking loud and noisy as hell indon ladies who have nothing better to talk about rather then how fun it is to work in KLCC. I was about to just throw myself out of the bus till my MP3 player came to the rescue. HOORAY FOR TECHNOLOGY! Reached home, took a long as hell shower, and played Resident Evil 4 till i was satisfied. Yeah, my life aint that interesting. And now that i have posted this, i'll just turn around and sit in the corner drooling till i can think of another way to kill of my bored aura. Ouh wait! maybe i'll just sit my ass down right next to the telephone and wait for my job interview appointment. For the next 2-3 days of course. Tata!
Friday, January 2, 2009
The Bodygaurd: Chapter 1: The beggining
Its 1a.m in the busy city of Tokyo. A city where no one ever sleeps. Where only violence rules the city. A place that even the authorities are afraid to step foot when the lord of the night awakens. You very much see everyone walking around, oblivious and naive towards their surroundings. There they are, two men running in the dark alleys of the city. As they two dance the steps of death. One playing the role of the reaper and the other the prey. The reaper is a teenager at least 18 in a black suit chasing a man wearing a silk shirt with a pair of blue jeans.
"Damn! This guy is as fast as a rat!" says the reaper. "Its only because he knows these alleys too well. Dont lose him. We need to bring him in for interrogation and question him on his motives." says the voice on the other side of the radio. "Yeah! Easy for you to say. Just get me an interception point on this guys route" replies the reaper. "Dont worry, Mikagami is already on it. What? Alright. Mikagami says to take a left 3.4 metres ahead of you" says the voice on the other side of the radio. The reaper makes that turn and enters a construction site filled with heavy machinery and dirt. "Aw man! When i get this guy, I'm so gonna shove my laundry bill up his ass". He runs up a pile of dirt and jumps over a ten feet fence landing right infront of his prey "Just where do you think your going?" says the reaper. The prey was takes a step back in surprise and breathing heavily in exhuastion,he took at least 2 minutes to grasp the situation he is in and begins a futile struggle against the reaper. He throws a left jab towards the reaper. But the reapers was too fast and closed in towards the preys open spot. The reaper slides his right leg behind the preys left leg and pulls it towards him, he then pushes the prey down and pins him to the ground. "All that chasing and sweating and dirtying my clothes and you didnt even give me a slight challenge? Come on! i wasnt even trying!" he then slaps the preys head "Oh well! My specialty isnt interrogation. So i wont bother asking what your motives are". He turns to his radio as he speaks "Hey! Lazy ass! I got him, so get your butt here unless you want me to deliver him to you. It'll be no problem, but it'll cost you though. Hehehehe!". "Well be there in just a minute. And one more thing. Call me lazy ass again and I'm going to deduct your pay for this month....again!" says the voice over the radio.
Half an hour has passed after that incident. The reaper and his companions returned to HQ to interrogate the prey after dropping off their client back home. The reapers companion, Orochi, who specializes in interrogation got information out of the prey in 10 minutes flat. Orochi leaves the room and informs the others on the preys objective. "He was sent by that womans husband to kill her. He found out that his wife was about to run away from him. And this is something I found through some digging and piecing things together, she must have found out that he was a fraction leader of a huge yakuza group. She became afraid of him and she ran away. He taught that she was running away with another man and so he became jealous and sent someone to kill her. Stupid isnt it?" says Orochi as he fills in the details. "Wow! That is dumb. All that drama through misunderstandings. Her husband needs a good intell agent. I wonder how much he'll pay for good and authentic info?" replies Mikagami. "Don't be a fool. The only reason why he didnt understand the situation is because he wouldnt pay for good info. Well, it's going to be a long night for me. I'm going to have to go to her husbands house and spread this out for him" says the leader of the group, Hajime. " Well, you do what you like. I'm gonna go home and sleep the days away. See ya" and so the reaper leave his companions and heads home.
He reaches home, takes a shower, watches some tv and hits the hay stack. And if your wondering who the reaper is, his name is Muramasa and all that happened a week ago. I've pretty much enrolled into the same high school as my Oraganization leaders daughter. I was sent there to be her personel bodygaurd without her knowledge and because of that, I have to perfom this assignment alone. We don't know why, but there is some people after her. But that is a story for me to tell next time.
Character introduction:
"Damn! This guy is as fast as a rat!" says the reaper. "Its only because he knows these alleys too well. Dont lose him. We need to bring him in for interrogation and question him on his motives." says the voice on the other side of the radio. "Yeah! Easy for you to say. Just get me an interception point on this guys route" replies the reaper. "Dont worry, Mikagami is already on it. What? Alright. Mikagami says to take a left 3.4 metres ahead of you" says the voice on the other side of the radio. The reaper makes that turn and enters a construction site filled with heavy machinery and dirt. "Aw man! When i get this guy, I'm so gonna shove my laundry bill up his ass". He runs up a pile of dirt and jumps over a ten feet fence landing right infront of his prey "Just where do you think your going?" says the reaper. The prey was takes a step back in surprise and breathing heavily in exhuastion,he took at least 2 minutes to grasp the situation he is in and begins a futile struggle against the reaper. He throws a left jab towards the reaper. But the reapers was too fast and closed in towards the preys open spot. The reaper slides his right leg behind the preys left leg and pulls it towards him, he then pushes the prey down and pins him to the ground. "All that chasing and sweating and dirtying my clothes and you didnt even give me a slight challenge? Come on! i wasnt even trying!" he then slaps the preys head "Oh well! My specialty isnt interrogation. So i wont bother asking what your motives are". He turns to his radio as he speaks "Hey! Lazy ass! I got him, so get your butt here unless you want me to deliver him to you. It'll be no problem, but it'll cost you though. Hehehehe!". "Well be there in just a minute. And one more thing. Call me lazy ass again and I'm going to deduct your pay for this month....again!" says the voice over the radio.
Half an hour has passed after that incident. The reaper and his companions returned to HQ to interrogate the prey after dropping off their client back home. The reapers companion, Orochi, who specializes in interrogation got information out of the prey in 10 minutes flat. Orochi leaves the room and informs the others on the preys objective. "He was sent by that womans husband to kill her. He found out that his wife was about to run away from him. And this is something I found through some digging and piecing things together, she must have found out that he was a fraction leader of a huge yakuza group. She became afraid of him and she ran away. He taught that she was running away with another man and so he became jealous and sent someone to kill her. Stupid isnt it?" says Orochi as he fills in the details. "Wow! That is dumb. All that drama through misunderstandings. Her husband needs a good intell agent. I wonder how much he'll pay for good and authentic info?" replies Mikagami. "Don't be a fool. The only reason why he didnt understand the situation is because he wouldnt pay for good info. Well, it's going to be a long night for me. I'm going to have to go to her husbands house and spread this out for him" says the leader of the group, Hajime. " Well, you do what you like. I'm gonna go home and sleep the days away. See ya" and so the reaper leave his companions and heads home.
He reaches home, takes a shower, watches some tv and hits the hay stack. And if your wondering who the reaper is, his name is Muramasa and all that happened a week ago. I've pretty much enrolled into the same high school as my Oraganization leaders daughter. I was sent there to be her personel bodygaurd without her knowledge and because of that, I have to perfom this assignment alone. We don't know why, but there is some people after her. But that is a story for me to tell next time.
Character introduction:
- Hajime ( leader )
- Height: 178cm
- Weight: 64kg
- Hobbies: Eating cakes and reading
- Gender: Male
- Age: 25
2. Orochi
- Height: 186cm
- Weight: 98kg
- Hobbies: Watching horror movies and collecting soft toys
- Gender: Male
- Age: 34
3. Mikagami
- Height: 164cm
- Weight: 46kg
- Hobbies: Hacking into important files and reading XXX rated magazines
- Gender: Female
- Age:15
4. Muramasa
- Height:176cm
- Weight: 62kg
- Hobbies: Having fun and being superbly sarcastic
- Gender: Male
- Age: 18
Into the mind of an insane person..hehehehe...
As you can see, this is pretty much my 1st time writing in this blog. Since I mostly do my blogging on Myspace. Well I'm going to cut to the chase. Names Ilyas Yasar. No way in hell I'm going to tell you where I live. My hobbies are playing my guitars, skate boarding, gaming, reading comics, watching japanese anime's, annoying the heck out of people, cooking and coming up with new drink recipes. I'm pretty much someone you can call crazy. I do all kinds of brainless shit just for the heck of doing brainless shit. But that doesnt mean I'm stupid as hell, I have an IQ of 125 ( either it was a miracle or I'm really that smart. LOL! ) Well anyways,enjoy reading most of my post ( even though I know it's not going to be so interesting ) :)
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