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Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Oooooooooooolala!

Holy wow....................LOL.Stop.Random.Stop.Laughing.Stop.
Just for some quick laughs to some or maybe none of my readers out there.LOL.

A chat session between me and a friend of mine who is currently in Canada. Please take note, some of the things you are going to read maybe mentally shocking. Parental Guidance is advised. You have been warned. There's nooooooo turning back. Well here it goes. GO!!!



YaXils//Time 2 boogie!!! Disco time!! says:
*considerin u, urself is a sloth...so how can u nt lk slow ppl
*lol

carmen says:
*heyy
*when i work im good okay
*im efficient and everything
*its the nerdy power 8-|

YaXils//Time 2 boogie!!! Disco time!! says:
*efficient....sounds so cliche
*humanity should start inventing new words 4 situations lk dis
*lol
*smooth n efficient...reactive n efficient..bla bla n efficient..dis n efficient...

carmen says:
*fizzle jizzle

YaXils//Time 2 boogie!!! Disco time!! says:
*world seems so boring @ times...XD

carmen says:
*as opposed to efficient
*smooth and fizzle jizzle
*my fizzle jizzleness OWNS YOURS BITTTTCH :D
*that would be soo cool to say
*i think im gonna make my workers use that term

YaXils//Time 2 boogie!!! Disco time!! says:
*hmmmm.....weird...bt @ least it's somtin
*lol

carmen says:
*when i become rich and powerful
*but the jizzle sounds like jizz which is dodgy
*mmmmmm...
*fizzalabomb
*i don tknow i have to sleep on it and decide:D

YaXils//Time 2 boogie!!! Disco time!! says:
*i can alredi predict d outcome if i ever said dat.....excuse me wat? fizzle jizzle? I'm sorry, i don't think we have that kind of soft drink

carmen says:
*oh dear lord.. i just reread that

YaXils//Time 2 boogie!!! Disco time!! says:
*would you like to KICK-A-POO instead??
*lol

carmen says:
*i dont know how i manage to make friends
*AHAHAH I LOVE KIKAPOOOOOOOOOOOO
*damn i miss home

YaXils//Time 2 boogie!!! Disco time!! says:
*I rmmbr wen i was in standard 6
*i told my frenz 2 look @ d bottle properly n try 2 make out d words
*lk 2% of dem understood...d rest was lk..wat? it's juz a bottle
*simpletons
*c...i was a genius even way bak den
*bt 4 all d wrong reasons though
*lol

carmen says:
*AHAHAHAHAHAHA
*at least they didnt nameit like ROLL-IN-POO or something
*ew

YaXils//Time 2 boogie!!! Disco time!! says:
*hahaha
*shit...i should come up wit a deodarant n call it dat

carmen says:
*omg im distracting you from your sponsorship thing
*AHAHAHAHHAHAH

YaXils//Time 2 boogie!!! Disco time!! says:
*ROLL-ON-POO
*lol

carmen says:
*the advert will be so weird
*"THE MOST INTERESTING DEOD YOU CAN GET"

YaXils//Time 2 boogie!!! Disco time!! says:
*i can alredy c it...number 1 vid on utube...Deodarant advert FAIL!!

carmen says:
*"chicks will swarm around you like flies"
*AAHAHAHAH lol
*im just thinking of the graphics that would come with it and the amount of people who would be like "wtf"

YaXils//Time 2 boogie!!! Disco time!! says:
*lol
*I've alredi came up wit an attention grabbing phrase
*"Are you tired of women running away from you because you stink? Worry not, just ROLL-ON-POO and the women will be running for YOU"
*lol

carmen says:
*ahahaha
*omg yas im distracting youuu
*go go do your sponsor thing

YaXils//Time 2 boogie!!! Disco time!! says:
*nala

carmen says:
*its like gonna be 4 am

YaXils//Time 2 boogie!!! Disco time!! says:
*i needed d distraction neways

carmen says:
*dont you have class tmrw?

YaXils//Time 2 boogie!!! Disco time!! says:
*yup
*8.45am
*bak 2 d main topic...juz imagine how many kids would misunderstand d advert...
*lol

carmen says:
**rolls over and dramatic faints*
*what time do you plan to sleeeeeeeeep?

YaXils//Time 2 boogie!!! Disco time!! says:
*wen i feel lk it
*lol

carmen says:
*and how are you gonna manage to be awake in class
*you are aggravating the nerd in me :P

YaXils//Time 2 boogie!!! Disco time!! says:
*wen god givs me permission 2 stay awake in class
*lol

carmen says:
*it would be such a bad influence for kids though
*oh my god
*if i went to school with you
*i think i would have anxiety attacks for you
*and end up like doing your work for you or something

YaXils//Time 2 boogie!!! Disco time!! says:
*lol
*wait...let me re-phrase dat....wen i feel d class is worthy of my attention
*den mayb i'll try 2 stay awake
*lo
*lol*
*my lecterur's dun rly care if i dose of in deyr class...cuz dey noe me 2 well...som how i always manage 2 land good marks in my exams..lol
*off*
*n i do finish dey homework........most of d time
*lol
*deyr*

carmen says:
*AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
*fair enough
*meh i hate my econs lecturer.. he's so... randomly irrrelevant.. i look back at my notes and im like WHAT WAS THEPOINT OF THE CLASS TODAY?
*idk how im gonna do on tests

YaXils//Time 2 boogie!!! Disco time!! says:
*It's simple...duh...take ur notes..boil it in chicken broth..den drink it
*how do u tink dey made those chicken soup 4 ur sorry souls books
*lol

carmen says:
*ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
*ahahahhahahahahah


Not that appealing to you? Well so what? I'm partially insane. I don't need this thing you people call "Common Sense" LOL

Well Good Night people or Good Morning. Whichever you prefer. Man what a waste of effort in updating my blog. -_-"