Tuesday, tuesday, tuesday!!!

Good old tuesday, one day that has never failed to put a smile on my face. Which is weird though, it's like my whole life is scheduled. Am I a drone? If I was I hope I have rocket fist. That would be so cool. LOL.

Day pretty much started with me having a really weird dream and waking up from it then going back to sleep just so i can find out the end of the dream. LOL. But don't you just hate it when you wake up you go "wha?" then just conviniently forget? Well I do........and that's EXACTLY what happened. Hahahaha! Saving you all from the boring details. I got up, bathed and got ready to leave the house.

Since I live in a land far far away now. Headed for Jusco Bandar Botanic (al...or something..can't remember..I'm a guy, cut me some slack :P)

While heading there. Me, my mum and my bro actually got lost in a boonie. Don't know what a boonie is, Google, it's your best friend. LOL. Who'd would have thought there would be a kampung area not to far from my place. Interesting. Reached Jusco in two shakes of a lamb thanks to a very and i mean VERY annoying navigator -_-".

Reached Jusco....and a big jusco it was.
~There it was. Big as ever. Without a doubt. Stood high and mighty! With walls thick as.....stone?~
Ok fine..a bit out of touch in that department. But oh well...LOL

It was bad enough being getting there, but the place was sooooo new. we even got lost searching for a parking space within the complex. Navigator was totally useless within...So much for technology. Pfft.

Time in Jusco was pretty much ok. Not much to "wash eyes" though xD (for those who are wondering "cuci mata") LOL. Well, just like any other person in a shopping mall. You eat, you look at stuff then maybe you shop. Ain't that much of a big deal. WOOHOOO!!! -_-"

Wandered around in this one shop whatever the name was. And there it was, eyes wide open, it staring at me and me staring at it. I knew I just had to have it. All nice and yellow, buck teeth, brown short, red tie and with holes all over. Yea that's right, it's HIM! Don't know him? yeesh...must I spell it out. Hold on, duh. TEchnology. Better to just show you :D

LOL. Get the "picture?"

Puns like that....man I'm awesome. Hahaha! Felt pretty content with myself for such a find. Happy man indeed =D

After that was done, decided to head home. Journey home wasn't much. Since....well.......I fell asleep. LOL. Reached home. Brought groceries in. Sat my ass in front of the PC. And watched this seriously hillarious series on YouTube. Funny shit. Left me in stitches. Since I'm such a nice guy, I'll share it with you monkeys. Hahaha!

There you go. Hillarious ain't it? LOL

Dammit...out of useless rants. Surely this must be the favourite for most of you. Assholes. LOL. Well as usual, I sign off with a wise saying...

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"When dealing with a zombie apocalypse. Remember, always have a bag of chips. LOL"

Random Rants...Right? Right?

Hey, hey, hey people. It's another Thursday and guess what i say?

OFFICIALLY THE WORST DAY OF THE WEEK!!!

Spent it pretty much walking aimlessly (in my house), sitting on one chair to the other.....aimlessly and well, thinking aimlessly? I dunno, something aimlessly i guess. LOL

Began my day by waking up and feeling like a prick. Something or rather somehow i just felt like a real ass. But not ass mean, ass shitty. Only god know's why, he always does. Like come on, he's god. LOL
Day began pretty stale and spoiled along the way. But things picked up when the day was almost over. Alchemy?? Yeah right..if that were true I'd be god by now. LOL

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Well like usual, here is a random rant....from an old timer like me...damn
"Things may seem like they are through the glass. But is that glass what it seems to you?"

TITTY

BAR!!!

Oooooooooooolala!

Holy wow....................LOL.Stop.Random.Stop.Laughing.Stop.
Just for some quick laughs to some or maybe none of my readers out there.LOL.

A chat session between me and a friend of mine who is currently in Canada. Please take note, some of the things you are going to read maybe mentally shocking. Parental Guidance is advised. You have been warned. There's nooooooo turning back. Well here it goes. GO!!!

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YaXils//Time 2 boogie!!! Disco time!! says:
*considerin u, urself is a sloth...so how can u nt lk slow ppl
*lol

carmen says:
*heyy
*when i work im good okay
*im efficient and everything
*its the nerdy power 8-|

YaXils//Time 2 boogie!!! Disco time!! says:
*efficient....sounds so cliche
*humanity should start inventing new words 4 situations lk dis
*lol
*smooth n efficient...reactive n efficient..bla bla n efficient..dis n efficient...

carmen says:
*fizzle jizzle

YaXils//Time 2 boogie!!! Disco time!! says:
*world seems so boring @ times...XD

carmen says:
*as opposed to efficient
*smooth and fizzle jizzle
*my fizzle jizzleness OWNS YOURS BITTTTCH :D
*that would be soo cool to say
*i think im gonna make my workers use that term

YaXils//Time 2 boogie!!! Disco time!! says:
*hmmmm.....weird...bt @ least it's somtin
*lol

carmen says:
*when i become rich and powerful
*but the jizzle sounds like jizz which is dodgy
*mmmmmm...
*fizzalabomb
*i don tknow i have to sleep on it and decide:D

YaXils//Time 2 boogie!!! Disco time!! says:
*i can alredi predict d outcome if i ever said dat.....excuse me wat? fizzle jizzle? I'm sorry, i don't think we have that kind of soft drink

carmen says:
*oh dear lord.. i just reread that

YaXils//Time 2 boogie!!! Disco time!! says:
*would you like to KICK-A-POO instead??
*lol

carmen says:
*i dont know how i manage to make friends
*AHAHAH I LOVE KIKAPOOOOOOOOOOOO
*damn i miss home

YaXils//Time 2 boogie!!! Disco time!! says:
*I rmmbr wen i was in standard 6
*i told my frenz 2 look @ d bottle properly n try 2 make out d words
*lk 2% of dem understood...d rest was lk..wat? it's juz a bottle
*simpletons
*c...i was a genius even way bak den
*bt 4 all d wrong reasons though
*lol

carmen says:
*AHAHAHAHAHAHA
*at least they didnt nameit like ROLL-IN-POO or something
*ew

YaXils//Time 2 boogie!!! Disco time!! says:
*hahaha
*shit...i should come up wit a deodarant n call it dat

carmen says:
*omg im distracting you from your sponsorship thing
*AHAHAHAHHAHAH

YaXils//Time 2 boogie!!! Disco time!! says:
*ROLL-ON-POO
*lol

carmen says:
*the advert will be so weird
*"THE MOST INTERESTING DEOD YOU CAN GET"

YaXils//Time 2 boogie!!! Disco time!! says:
*i can alredy c it...number 1 vid on utube...Deodarant advert FAIL!!

carmen says:
*"chicks will swarm around you like flies"
*AAHAHAHAH lol
*im just thinking of the graphics that would come with it and the amount of people who would be like "wtf"

YaXils//Time 2 boogie!!! Disco time!! says:
*lol
*I've alredi came up wit an attention grabbing phrase
*"Are you tired of women running away from you because you stink? Worry not, just ROLL-ON-POO and the women will be running for YOU"
*lol

carmen says:
*ahahaha
*omg yas im distracting youuu
*go go do your sponsor thing

YaXils//Time 2 boogie!!! Disco time!! says:
*nala

carmen says:
*its like gonna be 4 am

YaXils//Time 2 boogie!!! Disco time!! says:
*i needed d distraction neways

carmen says:
*dont you have class tmrw?

YaXils//Time 2 boogie!!! Disco time!! says:
*yup
*8.45am
*bak 2 d main topic...juz imagine how many kids would misunderstand d advert...
*lol

carmen says:
**rolls over and dramatic faints*
*what time do you plan to sleeeeeeeeep?

YaXils//Time 2 boogie!!! Disco time!! says:
*wen i feel lk it
*lol

carmen says:
*and how are you gonna manage to be awake in class
*you are aggravating the nerd in me :P

YaXils//Time 2 boogie!!! Disco time!! says:
*wen god givs me permission 2 stay awake in class
*lol

carmen says:
*it would be such a bad influence for kids though
*oh my god
*if i went to school with you
*i think i would have anxiety attacks for you
*and end up like doing your work for you or something

YaXils//Time 2 boogie!!! Disco time!! says:
*lol
*wait...let me re-phrase dat....wen i feel d class is worthy of my attention
*den mayb i'll try 2 stay awake
*lo
*lol*
*my lecterur's dun rly care if i dose of in deyr class...cuz dey noe me 2 well...som how i always manage 2 land good marks in my exams..lol
*off*
*n i do finish dey homework........most of d time
*lol
*deyr*

carmen says:
*AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
*fair enough
*meh i hate my econs lecturer.. he's so... randomly irrrelevant.. i look back at my notes and im like WHAT WAS THEPOINT OF THE CLASS TODAY?
*idk how im gonna do on tests

YaXils//Time 2 boogie!!! Disco time!! says:
*It's simple...duh...take ur notes..boil it in chicken broth..den drink it
*how do u tink dey made those chicken soup 4 ur sorry souls books
*lol

carmen says:
*ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
*ahahahhahahahahah

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Not that appealing to you? Well so what? I'm partially insane. I don't need this thing you people call "Common Sense" LOL

Well Good Night people or Good Morning. Whichever you prefer. Man what a waste of effort in updating my blog. -_-"

Good bye old friend..........

Today, I've lost a precious family member. Although not related by blood, he was still a brother. I remembered him just being 3cm long when I was in standard 2. And now he is 3feet long and a feet wide. If your scratching your head right now with my ever so elaborate description (oooooo...BIG words XD) "He" is, or rather, was, but still is eventhough dead, a catfish. Call me weird, but when an animal LIVED and GREW up with you, it's a whole different story. 13years to be exact. Good old 13 years.

Just finished burying him in what I'd call the biggest whole I've dug (well my dad pretty much did all the work, but holding on to the torch light counts...right?) First discovered him floating belly side up, which any ding dong would know that it means the fish is dead, not acrobatic, when I was just about to leave the house for a jam session. Was like holy shit and all. Didn't expect him to go that way. It was then and there I pretty much remembered the feeling of patting him on the head, yes, he was a very friendly catfish =) Tap on the water and his there to play. Kinda makes it sound like "Free Willie". LOL. Had a lot of fun playing with him as a kid, spent most of my time actually outside right next to the pond. Such fond memories.

Ah well, I'm not gonna get all moody and emo and all. Cause I understand, if you gotta go, you gotta go *Voice in head: That's when you need to use the can you twat!!!* Isn't there ever a time you'll agree with me. Yeesh, whiny brat. Well yea, you get the picture. Nothing last forever.

Well enough of that depressing stuff. Apart from the death of a family member. Had a pretty wicked day jamming. All was chaotic as I, Master Shocksendiri, touched the guitar...and the drums. What? I know I'm a guitarist, but i just like things that makes loud noises. If your girl.....It's a guy thing XD As I know of it, nothing else intereseting happened today. Toooooo mentrally exhausted as well to come up with something on modern society. You get this round, but I'll get even on you, Modern Society!!

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Words of passing
"Goodbye old friend. Rest in Piece"

GRRRRRR!!!!

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Summarising my very busy schedule

"It's shitty as FUCK!! T_T"

Lately I've been way to busy to update my poorly neglected blog *sob*sob* Will post something up once I actually find the time to. Lots of stories to share, but sadly no time to put it up. HAIZ....What to do....Stay tuned =D

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"Made from 100% Pure 'ACAI' XD"

RAYA! RAYA! RAYA!

Since I'm lazy as Fu...*Voice in head: Please mind your language..apparently we have lil kiddies who reads this god forsaken blog too!* Yea,yea. Don't need to be a bitch bout it. Well here's a fudging summary of it.

Day 1:
Spent it in Seremban at paroi, not that many visitors at the time. Just my cousins from KL who was there. Spent half the day there eating till H&H arrived. That's when the real fun started. Talked, ate, slept. Yes, we all just happen to be riding on the same wave length. LOL. Slept the rest of the day. Then headed to H&H's house, which is in Rasah Kemayan (btw still sounds like a malay side dish to me. LOL.) Spent our time there watching tv, eating and painting the night sky pyromaniac style ;D. Had a hell of a time doing that as well. Headed home later on.

Day 2:
This time we spent raya with my KL grandparents. Both my aunts on my mums side was there. Even though the only cousins I have on my mum's side can't even babble in logical sentences, cause she just happens to be 4years old. But she's still pretty awesome =D. Things only began to turn noisy when the shit heads arrived (I shall not go in to further details such as relations for security purposes) arrived. Serious shit, it's raya and all. But I seriously hate their kids guts, and anything else attached to those guts. Although not even tall enough to reach the sink (cause their all younger then 10) Their kurang ajar as FUCK!! There was a pair of siblings amongst all of them. The sister is an attention hogging narcissistic busybody ill mannered vain ugly ass bitch while the brother is a fat ass fucked up brat with a broken volume nob who left his manners in his manure filled diapers/underwear. Call me mean, but you haven't met them. Sounds like I'm stretching the truth. Believe me, it's 100% pure fact. But it's no surprise though, their parents and the whole family are kinda like materialistic shit heads. I guess the best moment was when they left, house was so peaceful later on. Day was pretty wicked if you minus the MONSTERS.

Today:
Went to Sungei Wang in the afternoon with fam. Nothing special happened. Only thing that got me excited was this disposable toothbrush coated with toothpaste. How wicked is that. Thank you god for giving us the Japanese =D.

Now "THAT'S" what we call innovative. Toothpaste coated toothbrushes, just brilliant!!

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Ending this like I usually do
"Selamat Hari Raya too all. Be sure not to play with sissy fireworks. Play with the one's that would blow your hands to pieces"